We've featured this hummer a few times, almost always parked in the red, and once we even featured its driver. Which must be why she kept staring at me when we were inside, waiting to pick up our kids, because she knew she had transgressed and feared I would call her on it. She seems to think that the red zone is her personal parking space. And I know for a fact that she's been ticketed there at least once. As my mom says, "Even an earthworm learns in 29 tries; how many will it take you?"